Parfum de Soufre

Hey World,

You may have noticed that there's a fair amount of hubbub about the U.S. being a bunch of war-mongering dumbshits, or a gob of apathetic idiots trampling about the planet, screwing things up. I've heard it on the news, so it must be true.

Actually, it really IS true. It's unfortunate. It's disgusting. But it's true. Let's all come up with a good ol' patriotic country song about it... NO! Wait! Let's make some t-shirts about it!

Okay, truth is, that's what I've been doing. Awhile ago, I had this whole big political thing at my shop. Then I decided I didn't want to be political. But freakin' G.W. MAKES me do it. I have to do it, because the guy is such an insidious asshole, that people want to wear shirts about it. And people are saying the funniest things about him.

I mean, come on...Hugo Chavez was HILARIOUS! He said the room still smelled of sulphur! I HAD to make a t-shirt about it. HAD to! Bush made me do it. OMG... there's a shirt right there! See? See how easy it is? Any moron could use Bush to further his t-shirt making career! Hell, even BUSH could make money off selling t-shirts about his idiocy.

So, I'm making a few.
And I figured I should tell people about them.

So here's one: (Click it to get it)


I've also gone and done something much more simple, put it on bumperstickers and shirts and stuff. Should spread the word that not all U.S. citizens are apathetic losers...



I hope that you get a laugh outta these, and that maybe they'll get you talkin'.

I hope that it helps the rest of the world to know that not every single one of us is wasting the freedom of speech that we all pretend to hold so dear. The more voices that are raised in common song, the more likely that the song will be heard.

Sing with me.

Shameless